today's track : Bob Dylan - Knocking on Heaven's Door

I'm trying to revive the role of the the sidekick. Ever since Robin, there has been a steady decline in sidekicks. So without further ado, I introduce Sidekick Sonia. She has the ability to draw a 1 hour long meal out to 2 hours with her slow eating. She also stops villains from littering and encourages kids to protect the environment!

The adventures of Shaky and Sidekick Sonia started this weekend. Shaky and Sidekick Sonia went camping on the weekend and what an event that was. They got there and set up camp relatively quickly. They then decided to blow up a rubber boat so that they could sail out to the little island near the beach to see what the villains were planning. An hour and millions of dead brain cells later, Shaky had finally breathed life into the boat. They then proceeded down to the beach and hopped in the boat. Sidekick Sonia jumped in first -- no problems. Fatass Shaky jumped into the boat and causes a breach in the hull. Water started gushing in from every which way and they start sinking like the titanic. Thank goodness the water was only about knee high. Apparently Shaky's dad did an ass-poor patch job on the boat the last time it had a leak in it. They scrapped the boat idea and spent the rest of the afternoon lying on the beach. Shaky ended up getting a minor sunburn on his chest and legs while Sidekick Sonia (who is immune to the sun's radiation) remained her pasty white self.

Shaky and Sidekick Sonia spent the rest of the evening eating steak, salad, and watermelon. In between eating, Shaky and SS (SS from now on cuz I'm tired of typing it all out) had to fight off the crazy beetle colony that threatened to take over their campsite.

On Sunday Shaky and SS spent the day in the tent because it was raining. Shaky taught SS to play poker like the pros. (Cuz Shaky's a pro.) While they were playing poker in the tent, the evil Vietnamese fob gang were causing a ruckus in the campsite next door. It was a good thing it was raining or else Shaky and SS would have had to drop the hammer on them.

By afternoon the fabulous duo had decided to make their way back towards the city where their powers were needed most.

And so ended the first adventures of Shaky and Sidekick Sonia...til the next time.